Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize