Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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