I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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