I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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