She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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