I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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