I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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