my soul wont recognize me after tonight
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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