I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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