We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just gift wrapped bread.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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