hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
