no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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