I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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