I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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