It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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