guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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