More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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