porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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