Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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