Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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