We won't sleep together?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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