You really coming over, don't trick.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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