you're like a bully in the Christmas story
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
