If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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