Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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