their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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