someone owes me an orgasm
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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