This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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