apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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