Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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