she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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