If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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