my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he quoted the bible to break up with me
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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