He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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