so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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