i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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