I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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