i just google imaged poop.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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