its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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