what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
