Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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