That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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