Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
