Banned from zoo.
Again?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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