oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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