no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
