its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This is not my ceiling
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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