so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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