He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
