No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Randomize
