Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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