We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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