STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
