is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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