we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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